I spent last night and this morning watching Ali Wong’s two Netflix specials. And she is good. I like raunchy, sexual jokes and she has plenty of that. What I like the most about Ali Wong’s specials is she goes deep into a woman’s psychology to get a man. The strategies women use to trap a man like not sleeping with him until the third or fifth date, making a sandwich for him so he can become dependent on her, or bringing him down on occasion so he won’t have the ego to go with a younger woman.
Comedians are gold mines for relationships. They are not scared to go into detail about the boring aspects that make a relationship hard. To sum up Chris Rock you are either single and lonely or married and bored.
I laughed throughout the entire show, but then you start thinking about what she is saying. And then you go wait one minute, she just told you how to make a man a putz.
I’m always concerned when a girl says, “Me and my Boo are best friends.” They do everything together, go everywhere together, there is no separation. You want to take the guy to a quiet corner and ask him, “Do you guys still fuck.”
Women’s game is simple, take a man’s balls so he won’t be going anywhere. That is why women put on the little cute outfits and “act” like little hoes to lower your defenses. But once she knows she’s got you, her sexy outfits, her submissive temperament, and sexual cravings disappear like your balls.
I like Ali Wong because she tells you about women’s dual nature when she has no guy and when she has one locked in. In her twenties, she is sucking dick at the park and under bridges, but once she’s got you completely for herself, NO more blowjobs for you. If she’s not too tired she might give you a handjob.
This is my biggest fear. Getting a girl who used to be that free loving girl, but once she is with you she doesn’t want to do that sexy, kinky stuff no more.
So how do you not lose your balls to a woman? You go to another comedian Patrice O’Neal to learn about men’s game. He says you can never love a woman a hundred percent. You can love her ninety percent, but she has to know that if she stops putting her best foot forward, cheats on you that you are going to leave.
Patrice O’Neal says, “Just because you caught a gorgeous fish does not mean you put away your pole and boat and jump into the water with her. That fish might ask “Why do you still have your fishing pole out and boat if you have me. Patrice answers that a man needs to do what he did to capture that girl’s heart today and the next 50 years.
A man need’s to keep fishing for her heart every day and if need be he hasn’t lost practice to go out and catch another fish.
Keeping your pole is maintaining that fun, energetic, growing part of yourself. A girl wants you to get fat and lazy so she won’t have to worry about another girl getting you. If you aren’t appetizing to other fish why does she have to still give you that blowjob? So if she has doubt, she puts out.
That’s why it’s important to have a separation between a man and a girl. You do your thing and she does her thing. It keeps mystery between you. That’s why I don’t take girls to the gym with me. That’s my place, that’s where I go practice my fishing. But I know that if I am still with her 20 years after it would probably get boring and she won’t be amazed by my strong arms and six-pack.
I want to be funny but not a putz. If you have Netflix watch her specials and some Dave Chappelle too. He also has some thoughts on marriage too.